Jenny and I were sitting at our dining room table, laptops in front of both of us, when she turned hers toward me and said “Get a load of those!”. I’m not sure what the faux pas in this picture is exactly, but there’s one in there, that’s for sure:
At first I thought I had a problem with the wedding dress. I mean, after all, who would make such a dress, let alone wear it? Then for a fleeting moment I thought the guy was one lucky bastard being that his wife was not only hot but was also the kind of woman who flaunts that rack of hers… and maybe I imagined that the personality underneath those cans was just as interesting and voluptuous. But then reality hit me, snapping my jaw back into its proper position. Looking at her face I realized she’s already bitching about something, and his looks as if he’s already tired of her shit before they even say “I do”… and let’s not forget that all that flaunting now means she’s only going to be that much more annoying later in life.
Ultimately, if I had to start all over and could choose between a wife who flaunts her impressive cans at her wedding, or a wife who actually points out those impressive cans to her husband… let’s just say I’m glad I made the right choice š
Hahaha – Awwww! Too funny… and too true. This picture was from an email that was forwarded to me and I knew you’d appreciate it. It’s funny to think about how many people in the world have now seen this horrible horrible bridal fashion choice.
I believe that “I will always point out giant knockers to you” was in our vows, no?
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the concept of “bridal fashion” in itself is horrible anyway
let alone the concept of “bridal” alone
so why bother ? at least she made a usually hollow cerimony worthwhile