I was searching Google images the other day with SafeSearch turned off (I know, I know). I was looking for a picture of a medical stretcher to include in an email to help illustrate a point I was making, when this curious image popped up in the results:
When I first saw it, I couldn’t stop laughing. I mean, if I were a dentist I would hire that girl on the spot to hold my patient’s mouths open! I mean jeazus I can see her entire jaw line… almost like she’s a plastic health class mannequin or something.
As the laughter subsided, curiosity got the better of me. I clicked the image and was shown a site where oddballs who like that kind of thing can go to get their kink on. Somehow, some people find it hot to watch a girl get her mouth stretched out like she’s losing some kind of multi-disciplined ultimate fighting wrestling match or something.
I have so many questions…. but the biggest two are 1) who thinks this is hot? 2) who are these girls signing up to get their mouths stretched?
I just can’t wrap my head around it. I mean, really… I can’t. It’s like finding out people get all hot under the collar watching other people’s fingernails getting bent backwards or something.